By PJ Jones
From the writer of MELVIN THE DRY cleansing ZOMBIE, THE VAMPIRE instruction manual and ROMANCE NOVEL comes one other tasteless, cheesy and laugh-out-loud parody.
As the legitimate Royal Dragon Slayer of Fairytale state, Barth descends from an extended line of monster-killing knights. There’s just one challenge: Drag, the kingdom’s resident cross-dressing dragon, is usually Barth’s top friend.
When the King orders Barth to kill Drag, Barth understands they must flee the dominion otherwise one other knight will do the task. yet after a gorgeous witch begs Barth to stick and support rid the dominion of a dreadful zombie curse, Barth discovers he can have discovered his actual calling. Is he knight sufficient to forestall the zombie outbreak, shop his ally and get the girl?
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